Sunday, July 17, 2011

Patent Pending.

I hate pants.
I hate clothes.
I hate nudity.

Pants have benefits.
Clothes have benefits.
Nudity has benefits

Can I propose a new product which I am SURE will sell:
A patch of the softest, durable fabric to go between my womanly thighs...
Sweat absorbent cloth to go wherever sweat presents itself on my body...
Slimming, because NO ONE in the world is fat...so we all must strive to look or be skinny...
oh, and in "my color."

Patent Pending.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Happy.

I am a happy person, and this blog tends to be where I go when something frustrates me.

I do not want to set up a false view of me in the rather dim lime light this gives me.

I attempt to replace the phrase "I'll be happy when..." in my life. It was the best advice I've ever taken.

I have a glorious life,

....but doesn't everyone.

Love ya

Love ya.
Luv u.
<3 you.

It is: I love you.
Don't say it, unless you mean it.
It is not wrong to love people!
It is not wrong to say: I love you!
Stop hiding behind text language and be a sincere person.
It isn't becoming.